Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air.

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back.

I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.