When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.

Hit me with your pet shark!

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.

Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire.

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky.

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed.

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.