She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow.

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits.

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something.

Situps are a terrible way to end your day.

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits.