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People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”.

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there.

If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.

As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by.