MyDiagnostic

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race.

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.

Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint.

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone.

Flash photography is best used in full sunlight.

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.