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I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.

At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience.

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on.

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.

Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do.