MyDiagnostic

It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak.

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean.

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery.

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae.

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.