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If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.

I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun.

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.

Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion.

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.

Rock music approaches at high velocity.

He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.